posted on 29/3/2018 08:41nuff said - Gav

"Don't look now, but there's a year and a half to go and they're still just talking about fish"
"Christ"
...
"Have they... have they stopped yet?"
"No. Now they're on a boat throwing their lunch into a river."
"How long's left"
"A year"
"**** me that's good"




- I'm not a gynaecologist, but I know a c**t when I see one..... -