If you shag someone who isn't your girlfriend, who happened to be a violinist, while you were locked in a restuarant, with whom you cheated on the person who thought she was your girlfriend, whom you were shagging when your wife was coping with a cancer diagnosis,

it's ok if you say it was unintentional.

- I'm in my 60s, my brain thinks I'm 27, my body thinks it is 80, my music playlist thinks it is 1974 -